MY 2008 IN PICTURES

Birmingham > Unwinding with Jeffrey after an 11 hour stint at work. Poor Jeff was foiled in his attempts to get served by the barmaid with straight hair. No fringe benefit! For those familiar with him, observe Mr Pritchett peeking down from the rafters.....

Birmingham > Apparently before he was even born John had a tenner at 2-1 on him being born a boy. He is also partial to a certain Kentucky bourbon earning him the tag 'Mr Jack Daniels'. Lo and behold look what nag romped home in the 5.50 at Sedgefield?!

Birmingham > Further to Day 115 I graced the airwaves of Kerrang Radio 105.2FM at approximately 8.20am. To witness this surreal moment CLICK HERE It's bonkers! This is a genuine photo from a nearby Pub toilet

Birmingham > Pottering around Fort Dunlop

Birmingham > St George's (the patron saint of Asda) day celebrations

Birmingham > Feeling elevated. Gutted I missed out on an inspired snap the same day. I was parked up at Baz's and one of his neighbours scrawled 'Don't Park Here' on my windscreen! I was too amused to take a snap - only realising when I'd scrubbed-off the first two words. Oh well.

Birmingham > Whilst pottering around town with young Leonard on his birthday we were accosted by Kate Lawler of Kerrang Radio! In a surreal moment I was asked to conduct an interview with her whilst impersonating squeaky monkey Joe Pasquale! I kid you not! Due to be broadcast on Monday 28th at around 8.30am!

Birmingham > Power

Reading > Watching The Mighty Boosh on my iPod Touch on the train. No need to adjust the tracking

Horsham > More or less Than expected

Birmingham > I like to think of this as a robot pigeon

Coventry > Encountered this in IKEA. Reference has been made to Jeff elsewhere. His name comes from (J)ug (E)ared (F)ool. What's F'n missing? You've answered your own question

Birmingham > 133 Euros <(c) The Mighty Boosh> for a 3 Euro stake can't be bad. At the dog track. Hounded all evening? You bet

Birmingham > In the playground at our Hollie's school. Random cowboy boots in the corner, to boot!

Birmingham > Takin' Care of Business. Q&A

Birmingham > There's something photogenic about skips. And how come everything in a skip looks like it belongs there; we get nothing else in life so right

Birmingham > Walking past a closed Llloyds TSB I thought this would make a good photo. So I was half right

Curdworth > A spot of Sunday lunch. I would have snapped the barmaid but this is a family-friendly site and her outfit was more revealing than Jordan's diary

Birmingham > Whilst waiting for my piece of haddock to be cooked

Birmingham > I don't usually do requests but Miss C was determined to appear on the site so her wish was granted. People told me I was mad to employ a Swedish cleaner but she's cheap, good with a duster and spends weekends hanging round IKEA so is good value. It's just her drink problem that worries me - a young Judy Finnegan when it comes to wine.....